Roan is rejected by the Pilot Academy Middle School while some of his friends are accepted. What is he going to do now? Roan has always wanted to attend pilot school. After reading Roan's application papers, Yoda, Jedi Master at the Coruscant Jedi Academy, offers Roan a scholarship to attend Jedi Academy. How is Roan going to measure up to robots and aliens that can lift things with their minds?.
"The inimitable Stephen Colbert conquers new territory with his first children's book...for adults. In January 2012, Stephen Colbert interviewed Maurice Sendak, and it was one of the most highly-rated and hilarious segments on The Colbert Report to date. During the interview, Colbert unveiled a children's book called I AM A POLE (AND SO CAN YOU!). There was an outpouring of enthusiasm for the book, which led to a demand for the real thing. So, here it is"--Provided by publisher.
Stephen Colbert offers satirical comments on a variety of topics, including family, the elderly, religion, sports, sex, higher education, Hollywood, the media, race, immigration, science, and more.
