My boyfriend is a monster / Jolley, Dan

North Carolina eighteen-year-old Staci tries to keep her friend Faith safe from a group of witches but winds up helping the Incan mummy the group has reanimated, who also happens to be very attractive and charming.

Vanessa Shingle drags her best friend Stork on a nighttime mission to learn more about an attractive janitor named Jean-Paul McClellan, but after she witnesses something unexpected and her little New Mexico town becomes overrun by vampires, Vanessa wonders whether Jean-Paul is one of them.